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Archive for September, 2008

Here is my artistic rendering of the talking tree in front of the haunted house at Long Island’s Adventure Land amusement park.  At least, this is how I remember him, since I was last there when I was 10 or so.

Here is a transcript of the conversation he had with the owl that used to hang [...]

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Summer, 1995

So, did I ever tell you about the time I broke both of my wrists at the same time?
By running into a wall?
Well, that’s high school for ya’.  Field day, 10th grade.  It was raining, so they held it indoors.  I was going really fast to try to make up lost ground for our team in the [...]

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Stranded in the combat zone!
Walked through Bedford Stuy alone!
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain!
Yeah man, I’m baaaaaad.  Bad ass, man.  Yup.  Dude, I’m SO bad, I walk THROUGH POOR NEIGHBORHOODS ALL BY MYSELF!
I’ll also be keeping my eyes open for those same neighborhoods to get nice, y’know.  Buy my daughter a condo there, maybe invest [...]

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Jonah

Let’s do another Bible B-Side.
Here we have Jonah…he got stuck in a whale.  Perhaps you’ve heard about that part.  But see, I always thought the whole thing with the whale was some kind of test of Jonah’s faith, kind of like Job.
Then I actually read the Book.  See, what happened was, God wanted Jonah to go to Neneveh and [...]

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Judgment Day

Alternative Title: “Hangin’ Out in Williamsberg”

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